Don’t ever let anybody tell you you can’t. 

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favorite lydia martin outfits

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leg day bro

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fucking unstoppable

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'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'

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I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat


#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

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My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..
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"I drank until you weren’t real."

—Six Word Story (#12)
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